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A Hypochondriac's Nightmare

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HAPPY SEPTEMBER EVERYONE! I can't believe we're in the month of September already. I have to say I'm very grateful for another month and grateful to God for my life.  I hope everyone has a splendid month and I'd like to wish everyone that will be celebrating their birthday this month a very happy birthday in advance. I hope you all have a great one!

[[A person at an airport slips on a banana peel and gets sucked into a nearby jet engine]] Person (thinking): Seriously!? *This* is what gets me? I wasted so many hours on WebMD worrying about the rash on my arm! {{Title text: BUT WHAT IF I REASSURE MYSELF WITH A JOKE AND THEN DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE RASH AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE DEATH MITES AND I COULD HAVE CAUGHT IT}}